Uncategorized: May 2007 Archives

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I want her. Badly. On a silver platter.

...and He taketh away. In this case He has taken our Righteous Christian General Jerry Falwell. Pray that Jerry is in a better place having divine relations with his God.

You know what The Green Mile is about? Tom Coffey is the Christ, and at the end he is electrocuted. We honor our enemies and murder our heroes; our real heroes. Why are people petitioning for (and honestly believing in) clemency for Paris Hilton? The human race is a virus with legs and a dick, and I embrace our extinction. You think I'm being funny, jokey, sarcastic? Think I've "gone off the deep end?" Don't have any compassion or sympathy? Good for you. Deep deluding yourself. "Oh, he's such a rebel. He listens to Tool and is cool and anti-consumerist." Fuck you. Fuck Tool, fuck Maynard, fuck Nine Inch Nails. They're all rich sarcastic faggots. There's no remedy for this plague on earth. Cho Sung-hui thought he was a martyr, but all he did was give the fucking media more blood to feed on. George Bush (John Kerry) thinks he talks to God and persuades half a nation to believe in his moral crusade for America, but all he wants is for you to suck his dick. And you do it. You keep sucking and you don't stop till it runs dry and you look for more in a rerun of Dr. Phil. If there is a god in some plane of existence, he is disgusted with you and him and me. gnite

Q: What is the Freeport Doctrine?

A: The Freeport Doctrine declared the North Pole a slave state; this is where Santa's Elves come from.

My finals are done. I'm done for the year. Help desk work starts next Monday.