Uncategorized: April 2006 Archives
After signing an online petition and receiving an email from MoveOnPAC about the possible doing away with network neutrality, I thought I would post a link to the list for other people to get the word out. But you know what? fuck it. Nobody will read this anyway, much less follow the link. I'm tired of living vicariously through a stupid facebook profile and blogger account. Nobody cares. The internet isn't for the propagation of free knowledge and information. It's a money-making scam and another way to boost our egos. I think I'd rather admire myself in the mirror. I don't care about this thing anymore.
After signing an online petition and receiving an email from MoveOnPAC about the possible doing away with network neutrality, I thought I would post a link to the list for other people to get the word out. But you know what? fuck it. Nobody will read this anyway, much less follow the link. I'm tired of living vicariously through a stupid facebook profile and blogger account. Nobody cares. The internet isn't for the propagation of free knowledge and information. It's a money-making scam and another way to boost our egos. I think I'd rather admire myself in the mirror. I don't care about this thing anymore.
New technology forces you to watch ads or pay the price
What next, a fucking tax on oxygen? I pray for nuclear holocaust.
New technology forces you to watch ads or pay the price
What next, a fucking tax on oxygen? I pray for nuclear holocaust.
What next, a fucking tax on oxygen? I pray for nuclear holocaust.
When the apocalypse comes, the first people to die will be those with loud obnoxious fucking ringtones. You will not be missed.
When the apocalypse comes, the first people to die will be those with loud obnoxious fucking ringtones. You will not be missed.
And today I'll be giving my laptop to Steve Jobs a third time. Good riddance.
And today I'll be giving my laptop to Steve Jobs a third time. Good riddance.
I don't get people who put toilet paper on the toilet ring when they go to take a shit. What's the point of this? Are three strips of single-ply toilet paper going to deter whatever disgusting viral infections might come in contact with your ass? I can see it now; millions of little herpes germs sitting on a toilet seat going "Well, damn. I was going to infect this guy, but there's a magical barrier of toilet paper that's preventing me from touching him!" Nevermind how the toilet paper here is so cheap you can see right through it. Here's a better idea: maybe you should stop pissing all over the toilet seat so we can use them without fear of a city developing on our genitalia.
I don't get people who put toilet paper on the toilet ring when they go to take a shit. What's the point of this? Are three strips of single-ply toilet paper going to deter whatever disgusting viral infections might come in contact with your ass? I can see it now; millions of little herpes germs sitting on a toilet seat going "Well, damn. I was going to infect this guy, but there's a magical barrier of toilet paper that's preventing me from touching him!" Nevermind how the toilet paper here is so cheap you can see right through it. Here's a better idea: maybe you should stop pissing all over the toilet seat so we can use them without fear of a city developing on our genitalia.
Today Rudy Giuliani testified in court against Zacarias Moussaoui, who faces the death penalty for plotting to fly an airplane into a building. Oh the irony.
Today Rudy Giuliani testified in court against Zacarias Moussaoui, who faces the death penalty for plotting to fly an airplane into a building. Oh the irony.
Look, everyone! It's something with a purpose. Slur Music. And it's finally live (and nearly out of beta). I suppose plugging it won't matter here because I get no traffic anyway.
Look, everyone! It's something with a purpose. Slur Music. And it's finally live (and nearly out of beta). I suppose plugging it won't matter here because I get no traffic anyway.
My laptop is back home safe and I even wasted ten dollars on a piece of foam that "protects" my LCD from finger residue on the keyboard. Good times, had by all. In half a paper I will be finished with Monday.
[update] In a tragic turn of events I have discovered that my fucking Airport is still screwed up so I'll have to take it back a third time. In the meantime you can keep up with this.
My laptop is back home safe and I even wasted ten dollars on a piece of foam that "protects" my LCD from finger residue on the keyboard. Good times, had by all. In half a paper I will be finished with Monday.
[update] In a tragic turn of events I have discovered that my fucking Airport is still screwed up so I'll have to take it back a third time. In the meantime you can keep up with this.
[update] In a tragic turn of events I have discovered that my fucking Airport is still screwed up so I'll have to take it back a third time. In the meantime you can keep up with this.
I was having trouble sleeping so I made the mistake of turning on the TV and going through channels until my eyes were met with society's latest intellectual beating: Guys Gone Wild, a commercial on Comedy Central. It was only a matter of time before the human race plunged itself into a new low by selling collections of sweaty mongoloid frat dumbasses jingling their change for anyone who would actually pay to see it. Fortunately I didn't see any censored penises, but I saw enough speedos to last me a lifetime. For those who are interested, the "raw, uncensored" trailer is here. Don't say you haven't been warned.
Most people are familiar with the Girls Gone Wild series because Snoop Dogg was in it. And there were nondescript whores kissing other whores and flashing their breasts for beer and Mardi Gras beads and a chance to lick Snoop Dogg's pimp cane of wonder. Sometimes they even had clips of women who were kidnapped, locked in a room, starved for a few days, and told to roll around on a bed without any clothes on. Commence masturbation level 1.
Guys Gone Wild is a similar scenario, but instead it features loads of shirtless pseudo-fags and occasionally offers the poor viewer a glimpse of some man meat. Seriously, whoever gets off to looking at male genitalia needs to be locked in a dark room. Anyway, it's rather obvious by looking at the flashy colors and cowboy hats that this series is not intended for women at all. Let it also be said that guys don't go "wild," they just get stupid, obnoxious, and horny. Nobody would show off their balls to a camera without being paid for it (unless they're trying to break into the gay porn industry, or they are me). Comedy Central's become a sanctuary for morons.
I was having trouble sleeping so I made the mistake of turning on the TV and going through channels until my eyes were met with society's latest intellectual beating: Guys Gone Wild, a commercial on Comedy Central. It was only a matter of time before the human race plunged itself into a new low by selling collections of sweaty mongoloid frat dumbasses jingling their change for anyone who would actually pay to see it. Fortunately I didn't see any censored penises, but I saw enough speedos to last me a lifetime. For those who are interested, the "raw, uncensored" trailer is here. Don't say you haven't been warned.
Most people are familiar with the Girls Gone Wild series because Snoop Dogg was in it. And there were nondescript whores kissing other whores and flashing their breasts for beer and Mardi Gras beads and a chance to lick Snoop Dogg's pimp cane of wonder. Sometimes they even had clips of women who were kidnapped, locked in a room, starved for a few days, and told to roll around on a bed without any clothes on. Commence masturbation level 1.
Guys Gone Wild is a similar scenario, but instead it features loads of shirtless pseudo-fags and occasionally offers the poor viewer a glimpse of some man meat. Seriously, whoever gets off to looking at male genitalia needs to be locked in a dark room. Anyway, it's rather obvious by looking at the flashy colors and cowboy hats that this series is not intended for women at all. Let it also be said that guys don't go "wild," they just get stupid, obnoxious, and horny. Nobody would show off their balls to a camera without being paid for it (unless they're trying to break into the gay porn industry, or they are me). Comedy Central's become a sanctuary for morons.
Most people are familiar with the Girls Gone Wild series because Snoop Dogg was in it. And there were nondescript whores kissing other whores and flashing their breasts for beer and Mardi Gras beads and a chance to lick Snoop Dogg's pimp cane of wonder. Sometimes they even had clips of women who were kidnapped, locked in a room, starved for a few days, and told to roll around on a bed without any clothes on. Commence masturbation level 1.
Guys Gone Wild is a similar scenario, but instead it features loads of shirtless pseudo-fags and occasionally offers the poor viewer a glimpse of some man meat. Seriously, whoever gets off to looking at male genitalia needs to be locked in a dark room. Anyway, it's rather obvious by looking at the flashy colors and cowboy hats that this series is not intended for women at all. Let it also be said that guys don't go "wild," they just get stupid, obnoxious, and horny. Nobody would show off their balls to a camera without being paid for it (unless they're trying to break into the gay porn industry, or they are me). Comedy Central's become a sanctuary for morons.
Watch it and witness the magic of apple.
Watch it and witness the magic of apple.
