Uncategorized: December 2005 Archives
Here's a photograph that conveys how well my Christmas went.
Having recently acquired the most recent Nine Inch Nails release, I've decided to take stock of everything I've been able to collect so far and admire myself for accruing an impressive, although modest, Nine Inch Nails collection. I've also photographed it for your drooling pleasure (as if you fuckheads actually give a crap about my NIN stuff).
As of now I'm only missing halo 12, Closure, soon to be released on DVD, and parts 2 and 3 of halo 15, We're In This Together. I could also use a few odds and ends, like the dualdisc version of with_teeth, but I think I'll be able to live without it.
I am awesome.
NOT PICTURED: My "The Hand That Feeds" vinyl that I forgot to photograph as well.
As of now I'm only missing halo 12, Closure, soon to be released on DVD, and parts 2 and 3 of halo 15, We're In This Together. I could also use a few odds and ends, like the dualdisc version of with_teeth, but I think I'll be able to live without it.
I am awesome.
NOT PICTURED: My "The Hand That Feeds" vinyl that I forgot to photograph as well.
I have 370 movies on my Netflix queue. I've been a member since September and I've only been able to watch 29 so far. This means I have quite a ways to go. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go take a dump.
I have 370 movies on my Netflix queue. I've been a member since September and I've only been able to watch 29 so far. This means I have quite a ways to go. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go take a dump.
Hey guys, I'm forming a gang and you can all be a part of it. Here are the requirements:
- You must be left-handed
- You must be able to recite the lyrics to "Feuer Frei" and translate it into English, Spanish, French, and Ancient Greek. (This is part of the initiation so if you can't this then you can't be in our gang)
- Your name must appear somewhere in the Bible at least once
- You have to help me stake out some turf so we can claim it and defend it. I'm thinking about taking over that parking lot across the street from Starbucks
- You can't do homework anymore because homework is for pussies and anybody who does it can't be in my gang
- You have to be a dude who likes chicks. If you're a chick and you also like chicks (and you're not butch) then you can be in my gang
- Your name cannot be one of the following: Todd, Barry, Justin, Jason, Chris, Terry, Ned, or Steve Krempasky
- You have to buy one of my gang t-shirts with the secret gang insignia on it. I haven't made any of these shirts yet because I don't get my allowance until Friday but when I make them you'll have to buy one
- You must practice good oral hygiene
- No fat people (except for Alex)
Today I finally received my first hate mail. I never thought my site was important enough for anybody to write one.
I think the "real men of genius" song started playing when I finished reading it.
From: stevethecolonelcropper@hotmail.com
Date: December 5, 2005 3:42:20 PM EST
To: ceonick@gmail.com
Ermmm.....your site sucks, get a life
I think the "real men of genius" song started playing when I finished reading it.
Today I finally received my first hate mail. I never thought my site was important enough for anybody to write one.
From: stevethecolonelcropper@hotmail.com Date: December 5, 2005 3:42:20 PM EST To: ceonick@gmail.com Ermmm.....your site sucks, get a lifeI think the "real men of genius" song started playing when I finished reading it.
My new dorm room is beautiful, and the bathrooms in this building have shower stalls WITH LOCKS.
Today I was finally able to see my new single dorm room. It's completely bare and looks kind of like a jail cell, but that'll be rectified after a prompt spree at IKEA tomorrow, then a massive relocation effort in the afternoon. No more slamming doors, annoying florescent lights, FOX SPORTS twenty-four hours a day, and general annoyance brought on by the douchy roommate.
Pictures forthcoming.
