internets: November 2006 Archives

It's come to my attention that "Weird Al" Yankovic's official website bears a striking resemblance to mine. Now, I don't know if this is coincidence or not, but I can safely assume that killnick.com receives much more traffic than Mr. Yankovic. Unfortunately, a large portion of my traffic might be lost because those who accidentally access "Weird Al"'s website instead of mine might think they've actually reached the correct page when in fact they haven't. I urge your design team to revise its layout of "www.weirdal.com" to prevent users from accessing it when they really meant to access killnick.com. Thank you. Nick "Studly" Bertovich

• Ted Haggard, a top Christian Evangelical, turns out to be a faggot meth addict.
• In fifty years I won't be able to eat sushi.
• Microsoft is joining forces with Linux.
• The White House has been limiting and censoring scientific research on glowball warming.

Fuck we're all dead.