This is why America is #1

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My friend Emily is studying somewhere in Florence, Italy. To keep in touch with her friends and family she started keeping a blog, which I linked on the side of my page. It was like every other blog; she talked about her adventures and things she's been learning in Florence.

Apparently some fascist Italian bastards at her school caught word of this blog and today they threatened to expel her from the school and deport her to the United States. I guess the content on her blog violated some sort of confidentiality agreement, and the "freedom of speech" is slightly different in Italia. Fortunately she was pardoned of these heinous acts of sedition, but sadly her blog is no more. :(

This just goes to show you that America is awesome because Jesus loves our country. For instance, I can write volumes about the things I hate about Duquesne University and I wouldn't get expelled. Actually, I probably would if the wrong people found out. But at least I wouldn't get deported. Why? Because I'm a white, heterosexual, male American--a true American.

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Alex said:

i am sending your blog to terry tattrai as we speak MUHHAHAHAHAHAHA


pwned

AMERICA our new motto is "We'll fuck your mother too!!!!!!"

PS Italy FTL

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