CUNTFAGS
Dear Blogger,
Your post tools do not work in Safari. After months of developing a new version, but still not being able to provide this, I have come to be greatly disappointed in you.
Dear Apple,
Recently I was able to "acquire" one of your PowerMac G4s. It's about three or four years old, and came with a fresh installation of OS X 10.2 "Jaguar." It was pretty amazing to see how much improvement you've made since then with the current release of 10.4 "Tiger"; however, it is quite alarming and discomforting to know that NOTHING FUCKING WORKS ON JAGUAR ANYMORE. This is probably a ploy to coerce customers into purchasing a retail copy of OS X "Tiger" for $129.99.
Dear Internet,
It upsets me to say that you have very few torrents for Mac OS X 10.4 "Tiger" available, and those that exist are unbearably slow to download. How could you be so cruel to those of us who happen to still be running "Jaguar" and don't feel like paying $129.99 for a .dot upgrade? Sure, it's quite a significant update, and it will actually allow me to RUN SOMETHING ON IT, but $129.99 is a bit steep for a college student who is currently $1500 in credit card debt.
Dear Bittorrent,
I wish you would not randomly hijack my connection to the Internets for hours at a time. I understand that you would like to have your fair share of bandwidth, but you should leave some to the other necessary protocols as well.
Dear female gender,
Die.
Dear Nyquil,
Thank you.
Love,
Nick
Your post tools do not work in Safari. After months of developing a new version, but still not being able to provide this, I have come to be greatly disappointed in you.
Dear Apple,
Recently I was able to "acquire" one of your PowerMac G4s. It's about three or four years old, and came with a fresh installation of OS X 10.2 "Jaguar." It was pretty amazing to see how much improvement you've made since then with the current release of 10.4 "Tiger"; however, it is quite alarming and discomforting to know that NOTHING FUCKING WORKS ON JAGUAR ANYMORE. This is probably a ploy to coerce customers into purchasing a retail copy of OS X "Tiger" for $129.99.
Dear Internet,
It upsets me to say that you have very few torrents for Mac OS X 10.4 "Tiger" available, and those that exist are unbearably slow to download. How could you be so cruel to those of us who happen to still be running "Jaguar" and don't feel like paying $129.99 for a .dot upgrade? Sure, it's quite a significant update, and it will actually allow me to RUN SOMETHING ON IT, but $129.99 is a bit steep for a college student who is currently $1500 in credit card debt.
Dear Bittorrent,
I wish you would not randomly hijack my connection to the Internets for hours at a time. I understand that you would like to have your fair share of bandwidth, but you should leave some to the other necessary protocols as well.
Dear female gender,
Die.
Dear Nyquil,
Thank you.
Love,
Nick
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