Apple sucks big wang

My iBook died today. My guess is that the logic board is fried because iBooks tend to exceed temperatures of 90000ºF when plugged in. Tomorrow I'll take it to an Apple Store but I'll probably be without a computer for the next week or so. This means I can spend my time reading Nietzsche, Plato, and V for Vendetta. The thing about Apple users is that this shit happens all the time, and many people end up paying a lot of money for repairs, yet we keep sucking up whatever Steve Jobs farts out. Such is the life of obstinate Apple fanboys. (this post was written on an imac g5)