Apparently William Shatner turned 75 yesterday. I think we can all agree that he will never die. When the next ice age hits we'll all break like twigs and Shatner will still be slugging it out until a mammoth comes along and eats him. Even then he'll probably use his powers to explode the mammoth from the inside of his stomach and all of the fire and brimstone will melt the ice, which will give way to a new race of Übershatners. God bless the future.