Good Lord

It has come to my attention that Dakota Fanning (aka The Devil) turns twelve today. This means we are one step closer to the apocalypse. Please join my crusade against evil by boycotting Dakota Fanning and everything she stands for. If you see Dakota Fanning while you are out in public, please do not talk to her! Do not even acknowledge her presence! If you make eye contact with her she will probably suck out your soul and turn you into one of her minions (Denzel Washington). Please heed this invaluable public service warning and praps some day we will be gone of this vile menace. Until then, fight the power. Oh PS the post before this was sent from my phone.