This is frightening news.

Last night I came to the horrific realization that I look EXACTLY LIKE BARRY MANILOW. Having come to accept this, I am going to record a tribute album that consists of me and this African organ-grinder I found on the street today. I'm not sure when the record will be released, but I will let you know and the first three-dozen orders will get a SIGNED personalized copy from me! Expect the numbers to be HUGE.