Best Email Ever, Part II
From: Dr. Laubscher
Subject: CLass Cancelled
Date: October 26, 2005 9:41:25 AM EDT
To: Nick
Hi eVERYONE
I'm afraid I'll have to cancel class for today, WEDNESDAY the 26th. I'll spare you the gory details, but suffice it to say if it looks just a litlle, teeny bit greenish, nine out of ten times, don't eat it - even (especially) on a dare from your five year old son.
Leswin

rofl
I wish I had teachers like that.
That would be AWESOME!