Some things before I leave you.
I think, as it turns out, I'm not legally insane.
In the meantime:
- Yoohoo is chocolate-flavored water
- My former gym teacher was following me for a few miles and it was making me very uncomfortable
- Radiohead t-shirts shrink very easily
- I'm still convinced nobody is reading this (aside from the faithful few)
- There are some people on my messageboard with personalities so dry they could crack
- Fat people with Arby's bags are really funny
- I thought of something pretty clever to write here, but goshdarnit I forgot what it was
- I'm thinking about registering nickgoestocollege.com and/or jasonbiggsisadouche.com. I suppose the latter might get me into trouble
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- R. Lee Ermey is an American hero
- Bruce Springsteen is turning into a creepy old man, but then again, so am I
- The lists on this website aren't displaying correctly
- Internet Explorer 7 looks exactly like Firefox
what would you actually put on nick goes to college
pictures of all the hot women i've been with? i don't know.