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I have not updated this website in a few days because my life is boring and I have nothing interesting to say. In the meantime, I've learned a few things: - Laffy Taffy is made of plastic but it tastes good - Battlefield 2 is fun but I'm really horrible at it - IKEA is for sellouts - There are only four or five people who will end up reading this - My right shift key sticks - I still hate coleslaw and I'll still never try it - Jason Biggs is still a douche - I'm afraid to leave my house because people scare me - I haven't had green tea in a week and it's taking its toll on my mental stability - Apparently "Office Space" is now an American Movie Classic Hey everybody, I have a facebook now. I'm one step closer to being just like everybody else.